Cunty Critic's Top Ten LGBT Films

1. Mambo Italiano
2. Lilies
3. Fuera De La Carta/Chef's Special
4. Shelter
5. Little Ashes
6. I Love You Phillip Morris
7. Beautiful Thing
8. I Can't Think Straight
9. Make The Yuletide Gay
10. La Mission

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Wonderfully Painted Picture of a Story Often Untold

Plot Summary: A child born with both male and female parts, must make a choice at the tender age of fifteen. He/She discovers love, danger, and herself.

Review: Moving. Revealing. Heartfelt. Sincere. Gritty. If this is the caliber of film that Argentina creates, sign me up! Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Stars.


Sunday, July 4, 2010

NOT For the Faint of Heart..

Plot Summary: When a man who lies about every detail of his life has an epiphany one day. Things take a turn toward the truth...however it is a bumpy and hilarious road getting there.
Review: SHOCKING. WILDLY hilarious! WHITTY. VULGAR. EXPLICIT. EXTREME SEXUAL CONTENT (don't let the A-list celebs fool you). Heart-warming. Adorable. (Side Note: This film was so explicit that it had to be re-edited in order to be aired in the U.S. However according to sources, that release date has been post-poned indefinetly. Make sure to download the original version) Rating 4.5 out of 5 Stars.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Technical and Strong

Plot Summary: A journey through the life, rise, and fall of Dr.Kinsey. This film depicts a professor hell bent on shedding light on sexual behaviors during a time of ignorance and oppression. In questioning the boundaries of sexual desire and orientation, he rediscovers his own.

Review: Enlightening. Inspiring. Eye-opening. Rating 4 out of 5 stars.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Weird.

Plot Summary: Just weird.


Review: Weird. Irrelevant. Slow. No objective. Stupid. Rating 2 out of 5 stars.


Monday, March 8, 2010

Beautiful Ashes


Plot Summary: This timeless tale is beautifully told in a way that grabs the audience. It is acted, directed, and written to perfection. It tells a story of love, passion, pain, and of one of the world's most talented and revolutionary artists. The cinematography is breathtaking....this is a must see.

Review: Dark, Twisted, Beautiful, Perfection.  Rating: 5 out of 5 Stars.

                                       

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

DECK THE HALLS!!!

Plot Summary: This warm-hearted film is about a closeted boy's trip home to see his family for Christmas. But to his surprise, his boyfriend from college decides to drop in on him and surprise him and his unsuspecting family.

Review: Fun, fresh, Contemporary, Sweet, Funny. Rating: 4 out of 5 Stars.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Dark and Eerily Captivating

Plot Summary: This movie is about a young rebellious Irish lad's trip to a reform school for boys. There he encounters love, tragedy, and friendship.

Review: Solid film. Dark, Good storyline. Surprising. Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Stars.


Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Not terrible, but not great.

Plot Summary: A gay couple who work together as hit men for the Italian mafia in New York, must scramble to hide their profession when one of the men's parents unexepectedly show up.

Review: Cliched. Mildly Entertaining. Incomplete. Mediocre. Rating: 2.5 of 5 stars.


Sunday, December 13, 2009

Beautifully Artistic.

Plot Summary: This film is a play within a play within a movie. It tells a beautiful story of love, passion, betrayl, and revenge. It's just too perfect to put into words.


Review:  Innovative, One of the best, Original, Amazing. Rating: 5 out of 5 Stars.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Wow.

Plot Summary: A gritty documentary from the late 1980's about real gay urban life, in the rough streets of New York. With testimonials from dancers, drag queens, and prositutes, this movie will shock and intrigue you at the same time.


Review: Timeless. Ever relevant. Raw. Gritty. Heavy. Enlightening. Rating: 5 out of 5 Stars.


Here is a link to watch the actual documentary in segments on youtube.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCp99A2Cni0&feature=PlayList&p=5D7B9C14CD5DEBCF&index=3

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

All over--RATED!

Plot Summary: After a gay guy's hag hooks him up with her date's gay bestfriend, things take an interesting turn. While the straight couple hits it off great, the gay couple experiences several hiccups throughout their quest to find love.


Review: Blah. Slightly irritating. Incomplete. Disappointing. Rating: 2 out of 5 Stars.


Saturday, November 28, 2009

Noah's Hot Damn Mess

Plot Summary: A bunch of black messy gays spend the weekend at a winter house for one of the couple's wedding.




Review: Hot, Ass, Mess. Sloppy. Over-acted. Mind boggling amounts of drama. Pure, grade-A bullshit. Embarassing to the young, gay, black, male community. Rating: 0.5 Stars out of 5.


Link to trailer:
http://www.logoonline.com/video/shows/noahs-arc-jumping-the-broom/276757/noahs-arc-jumping-the-broom-trailer.jhtml?id=1593574

Friday, November 27, 2009

DELICIOSO!

Plot Summary: This whitty, sassy movie is about an openly gay chef. He is a perfectionist who is obsessed with his five star restaurant. He quickly learns where his priorities lie when his world gets turned upside down. (Spanish with English subtitles)


Review: Gritty, Whitty, Crude, Hilarious, Sweet, Perfect package! Rating: 4.5 of 5 Stars.


Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Food of Love made me lose my appetite..

Plot Summary: A young man experiences his first "love" with a famous pianist of whom he turns pages for. This story depicts his journey into adulthood and promiscuity.



Review: Waste of potential. Confusing. Underdeveloped. Rating: 1 of 5 Stars.


                                                                     

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Dorian Gave Me the Blues...(in a good way)

Plot Summary: An awkward anxiety filled teen deals with the woes of coming out of the closet to his dick head of a dad and spineless mother. This movie also deals with realistic issues in young gay life; first break ups, hook ups, etc.



Review: Saddistic. Awkward. Funny. Sad. Heart-warming. Coming of age. Rating: 3 out of 5 Stars.