Cunty Critic's Top Ten LGBT Films

1. Mambo Italiano
2. Lilies
3. Fuera De La Carta/Chef's Special
4. Shelter
5. Little Ashes
6. I Love You Phillip Morris
7. Beautiful Thing
8. I Can't Think Straight
9. Make The Yuletide Gay
10. La Mission

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

DECK THE HALLS!!!

Plot Summary: This warm-hearted film is about a closeted boy's trip home to see his family for Christmas. But to his surprise, his boyfriend from college decides to drop in on him and surprise him and his unsuspecting family.

Review: Fun, fresh, Contemporary, Sweet, Funny. Rating: 4 out of 5 Stars.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Dark and Eerily Captivating

Plot Summary: This movie is about a young rebellious Irish lad's trip to a reform school for boys. There he encounters love, tragedy, and friendship.

Review: Solid film. Dark, Good storyline. Surprising. Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Stars.


Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Not terrible, but not great.

Plot Summary: A gay couple who work together as hit men for the Italian mafia in New York, must scramble to hide their profession when one of the men's parents unexepectedly show up.

Review: Cliched. Mildly Entertaining. Incomplete. Mediocre. Rating: 2.5 of 5 stars.


Sunday, December 13, 2009

Beautifully Artistic.

Plot Summary: This film is a play within a play within a movie. It tells a beautiful story of love, passion, betrayl, and revenge. It's just too perfect to put into words.


Review:  Innovative, One of the best, Original, Amazing. Rating: 5 out of 5 Stars.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Wow.

Plot Summary: A gritty documentary from the late 1980's about real gay urban life, in the rough streets of New York. With testimonials from dancers, drag queens, and prositutes, this movie will shock and intrigue you at the same time.


Review: Timeless. Ever relevant. Raw. Gritty. Heavy. Enlightening. Rating: 5 out of 5 Stars.


Here is a link to watch the actual documentary in segments on youtube.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCp99A2Cni0&feature=PlayList&p=5D7B9C14CD5DEBCF&index=3

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

All over--RATED!

Plot Summary: After a gay guy's hag hooks him up with her date's gay bestfriend, things take an interesting turn. While the straight couple hits it off great, the gay couple experiences several hiccups throughout their quest to find love.


Review: Blah. Slightly irritating. Incomplete. Disappointing. Rating: 2 out of 5 Stars.


Saturday, November 28, 2009

Noah's Hot Damn Mess

Plot Summary: A bunch of black messy gays spend the weekend at a winter house for one of the couple's wedding.




Review: Hot, Ass, Mess. Sloppy. Over-acted. Mind boggling amounts of drama. Pure, grade-A bullshit. Embarassing to the young, gay, black, male community. Rating: 0.5 Stars out of 5.


Link to trailer:
http://www.logoonline.com/video/shows/noahs-arc-jumping-the-broom/276757/noahs-arc-jumping-the-broom-trailer.jhtml?id=1593574

Friday, November 27, 2009

DELICIOSO!

Plot Summary: This whitty, sassy movie is about an openly gay chef. He is a perfectionist who is obsessed with his five star restaurant. He quickly learns where his priorities lie when his world gets turned upside down. (Spanish with English subtitles)


Review: Gritty, Whitty, Crude, Hilarious, Sweet, Perfect package! Rating: 4.5 of 5 Stars.


Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Food of Love made me lose my appetite..

Plot Summary: A young man experiences his first "love" with a famous pianist of whom he turns pages for. This story depicts his journey into adulthood and promiscuity.



Review: Waste of potential. Confusing. Underdeveloped. Rating: 1 of 5 Stars.


                                                                     

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Dorian Gave Me the Blues...(in a good way)

Plot Summary: An awkward anxiety filled teen deals with the woes of coming out of the closet to his dick head of a dad and spineless mother. This movie also deals with realistic issues in young gay life; first break ups, hook ups, etc.



Review: Saddistic. Awkward. Funny. Sad. Heart-warming. Coming of age. Rating: 3 out of 5 Stars.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

5,6,7,AND 8!

Plot Summary: This movie is about a woman dealing with a gay son; the only catch is that he's only ten years old. She learns to accept that fact that he wants to be a cheerleader and that he is far from the typical child.


Review: Cute. Inspiring. Low budget. Rating: 3 out of 5 Stars.

Friday, November 20, 2009

There's a "Good Chance" You May Enjoy This Film

Plot Summary: The Curiosity of Chance explores a gay teen's comical journey at an eccentric International high school in Europe. With his corky companions and funny tribulations, this movie reminds us of how important it is to just be yourself!





Review: Mediocre. Incomplete. Moderately interesting. Rating: 2 out of 5 Stars.



Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Mr. Right.. The Right Choice..

Plot Summary: This film is about is about the trials and tribulations of a gay group of friends in modern-day London. With intertwining drama and scandals this film will keep you interested from beginning to end.


Review: One of my favorites. Superb. Funny. Whitty. Young. Sophisticated. Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Stars.


Monday, November 2, 2009

FANTASTIC!

Plot Summary: The life and times of gay civil rights leader, Harvey Milk.

Review: FANTASTIC! Lovely. Beautiful. Smart. Spectacular. Heart wrenching. Rating 5 out of 5 stars.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Coolest Movie I've Seen In A Long Time

Plot Summary: A young, gay, black artist meets an old man who he finds out is a famous gay poet from the 1930's. He soon discovers how his new friend played a large role in the Harlem Renaissance and in paving the way for future young black artists both gay and straight. The story takes unexpected turns, but ends up being a fantastic film.

Review: Creative. Ground breaking. Informative. Sleek. Interesting. A fun ride. Rating: 4 out of 5 Stars.



Watch full movie here: http://www.logoonline.com/video/brother-to-brother/1608963/playlist.jhtml

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Perfection....

Plot Summary: A young man stumbling into his adulthood is having trouble juggling his family responsibilities and creating a future for himself. In the midst of his turmoil he finds comfort, friendship, and love in one the least likely of places.

Review: Beautiful. Sensual. Heart warming. Touching. Sexy. Smart. Literally, a must-see. Rating: 5 out of 5 Stars.

 

Friday, October 23, 2009

The New Twenty is the New 'Not Bad'


Plot Summary: This film follows the life of a closeknit group of friends post-college and into their late twenties. It chronicles their journey into finding themselves in their personal and professional lives. It is a tale of loyalty, betrayal, true love, and lies.

Review: Gay elements, but not a gay film. Moderately interesting. Watch if nothing is on television. Rating: 1 out of 5 Stars.




Tuesday, October 20, 2009

A Beautiful Thing Indeed.


Plot Summary: This is a film about boys in london who are growing up and finally discovering their true sexualities. Acceptance is the moral of the story.  It's a young love story with a comedic edge and heartfelt plot.

Review: A blast. Hilarious. Amazing. Fun. Fresh. Adorable. Touching. Simply one of the best. Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Stars.

Friday, October 16, 2009

I Can't Think...of Any Way This Film Could Have Been More Perfect.


Plot: Two young women from diverse cultural backgrounds learn a lesson in love and in accepting who they are.( I feel like if I tell you anymore it will spoil it)...just know it's brilliant! Trust the cunty one on this one, don't miss this film. The trailer doesn't do it justice.


Review: Sexy. Beautiful, feminine perfection. Rating: 5 out of 5 Stars.


Monday, October 12, 2009

In the Wrong: In the Blood- Possibly Worse Film Ever Made




Plot Summary: Garbage.



Review: Horrific. Beyond low budget. Worst acting/plot I have witnessed in years. Rating: 0 out of 5 stars.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Oh Mediocre Day!


Plot Summary: Two men, a british batchelor, and an outspoken american have a steamy one night stand together. The movie takes off when the two find that they will be working together.

Review: Sub par. Somewhat interesting. Funny parts. Nice concept? Rating: 1 of 5 Stars.


[I could'nt find the trailer but you can watch the entire film here @ Logo's Movie House. http://www.logoonline.com/video/oh-happy-day/1608989/playlist.jhtml]

Monday, October 5, 2009

A Marvelous Mambo!



Plot Summary: A neurotic misfit of a Youngman, Angelo shares his hilarious story of coming out of the closet to his dysfunctional, Italian family. This is a story of courage, betrayal, forgiveness, and finally finding yourself.

Review: BEST GAY film EVER created. Best comedy I have seen in general. I can rewatch this movie everyday and never get sick of it. Oh AMAZING! Rating: 6 of 5 Stars.




Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Surprisingly Fun..


Plot Summary: This film is about a young male gigolo and his two misfit roommates. It depicts their journey to finding themselves, their inner peace, and love.

Review: Funny. Contemporary. Hip. Sultry. Interesting. Rating: 4 out of 5 Stars.


Saturday, September 26, 2009

Mambo Knock off...

Plot Summary: An openly gay man falls for his new gay neighbor who is trapped in a loveless relationship.

Review: A bad knock off Fendi bag. Below par. Extremely low budget. Kind of lame. Rating: 1 out of 5 Stars.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Not Bad..Don't Kill me...

Plot Summary: This movie was about a young mormon who moves to California where he meets a promiscuous flaming homosexual who threatens to convert him over to the gay side. It shows the transformation of the two protagonists, both conforming for love.

Review: Interesting. Fun. Sexy. Sweet. Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Stars.