Cunty Critic's Top Ten LGBT Films

1. Mambo Italiano
2. Lilies
3. Fuera De La Carta/Chef's Special
4. Shelter
5. Little Ashes
6. I Love You Phillip Morris
7. Beautiful Thing
8. I Can't Think Straight
9. Make The Yuletide Gay
10. La Mission

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Surprisingly Fun..


Plot Summary: This film is about a young male gigolo and his two misfit roommates. It depicts their journey to finding themselves, their inner peace, and love.

Review: Funny. Contemporary. Hip. Sultry. Interesting. Rating: 4 out of 5 Stars.


Saturday, September 26, 2009

Mambo Knock off...

Plot Summary: An openly gay man falls for his new gay neighbor who is trapped in a loveless relationship.

Review: A bad knock off Fendi bag. Below par. Extremely low budget. Kind of lame. Rating: 1 out of 5 Stars.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Not Bad..Don't Kill me...

Plot Summary: This movie was about a young mormon who moves to California where he meets a promiscuous flaming homosexual who threatens to convert him over to the gay side. It shows the transformation of the two protagonists, both conforming for love.

Review: Interesting. Fun. Sexy. Sweet. Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Stars.

Friday, September 11, 2009

FECAL MATTER IN THE FORM OF FILM


Plot Summary/Review: Two idiots...wait, I can't even finish this summary. It just sucked..
Rating: -5 out of 5 Stars.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Put Me To Sleep

Plot Summary: When a boring, middle aged artist living in the big city moves back to the small town he grew up in he finds love..the end.

Review: Nice for mature/ older gays. Honest and plain. Simple. Moving. Rating: 3 out of 5 Stars.


Friday, September 4, 2009

Almost Funny Enough...



Plot Summary: This movie is about two men who have a MORTIFYINGLY embarassing encounter with one another and never see each other again until they run into one another years later and don't remember where they know each other from. Things get really interesting when one of the two has an epiphany and realizes the root to their deja vu.

Review: Cute. Funny enough to get by. Far fetched, but sweet. Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Stars.