Cunty Critic's Top Ten LGBT Films

1. Mambo Italiano
2. Lilies
3. Fuera De La Carta/Chef's Special
4. Shelter
5. Little Ashes
6. I Love You Phillip Morris
7. Beautiful Thing
8. I Can't Think Straight
9. Make The Yuletide Gay
10. La Mission

Friday, October 30, 2009

Coolest Movie I've Seen In A Long Time

Plot Summary: A young, gay, black artist meets an old man who he finds out is a famous gay poet from the 1930's. He soon discovers how his new friend played a large role in the Harlem Renaissance and in paving the way for future young black artists both gay and straight. The story takes unexpected turns, but ends up being a fantastic film.

Review: Creative. Ground breaking. Informative. Sleek. Interesting. A fun ride. Rating: 4 out of 5 Stars.



Watch full movie here: http://www.logoonline.com/video/brother-to-brother/1608963/playlist.jhtml

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Perfection....

Plot Summary: A young man stumbling into his adulthood is having trouble juggling his family responsibilities and creating a future for himself. In the midst of his turmoil he finds comfort, friendship, and love in one the least likely of places.

Review: Beautiful. Sensual. Heart warming. Touching. Sexy. Smart. Literally, a must-see. Rating: 5 out of 5 Stars.

 

Friday, October 23, 2009

The New Twenty is the New 'Not Bad'


Plot Summary: This film follows the life of a closeknit group of friends post-college and into their late twenties. It chronicles their journey into finding themselves in their personal and professional lives. It is a tale of loyalty, betrayal, true love, and lies.

Review: Gay elements, but not a gay film. Moderately interesting. Watch if nothing is on television. Rating: 1 out of 5 Stars.




Tuesday, October 20, 2009

A Beautiful Thing Indeed.


Plot Summary: This is a film about boys in london who are growing up and finally discovering their true sexualities. Acceptance is the moral of the story.  It's a young love story with a comedic edge and heartfelt plot.

Review: A blast. Hilarious. Amazing. Fun. Fresh. Adorable. Touching. Simply one of the best. Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Stars.

Friday, October 16, 2009

I Can't Think...of Any Way This Film Could Have Been More Perfect.


Plot: Two young women from diverse cultural backgrounds learn a lesson in love and in accepting who they are.( I feel like if I tell you anymore it will spoil it)...just know it's brilliant! Trust the cunty one on this one, don't miss this film. The trailer doesn't do it justice.


Review: Sexy. Beautiful, feminine perfection. Rating: 5 out of 5 Stars.


Monday, October 12, 2009

In the Wrong: In the Blood- Possibly Worse Film Ever Made




Plot Summary: Garbage.



Review: Horrific. Beyond low budget. Worst acting/plot I have witnessed in years. Rating: 0 out of 5 stars.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Oh Mediocre Day!


Plot Summary: Two men, a british batchelor, and an outspoken american have a steamy one night stand together. The movie takes off when the two find that they will be working together.

Review: Sub par. Somewhat interesting. Funny parts. Nice concept? Rating: 1 of 5 Stars.


[I could'nt find the trailer but you can watch the entire film here @ Logo's Movie House. http://www.logoonline.com/video/oh-happy-day/1608989/playlist.jhtml]

Monday, October 5, 2009

A Marvelous Mambo!



Plot Summary: A neurotic misfit of a Youngman, Angelo shares his hilarious story of coming out of the closet to his dysfunctional, Italian family. This is a story of courage, betrayal, forgiveness, and finally finding yourself.

Review: BEST GAY film EVER created. Best comedy I have seen in general. I can rewatch this movie everyday and never get sick of it. Oh AMAZING! Rating: 6 of 5 Stars.