Cunty Critic's Top Ten LGBT Films

1. Mambo Italiano
2. Lilies
3. Fuera De La Carta/Chef's Special
4. Shelter
5. Little Ashes
6. I Love You Phillip Morris
7. Beautiful Thing
8. I Can't Think Straight
9. Make The Yuletide Gay
10. La Mission

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Noah's Hot Damn Mess

Plot Summary: A bunch of black messy gays spend the weekend at a winter house for one of the couple's wedding.




Review: Hot, Ass, Mess. Sloppy. Over-acted. Mind boggling amounts of drama. Pure, grade-A bullshit. Embarassing to the young, gay, black, male community. Rating: 0.5 Stars out of 5.


Link to trailer:
http://www.logoonline.com/video/shows/noahs-arc-jumping-the-broom/276757/noahs-arc-jumping-the-broom-trailer.jhtml?id=1593574

Friday, November 27, 2009

DELICIOSO!

Plot Summary: This whitty, sassy movie is about an openly gay chef. He is a perfectionist who is obsessed with his five star restaurant. He quickly learns where his priorities lie when his world gets turned upside down. (Spanish with English subtitles)


Review: Gritty, Whitty, Crude, Hilarious, Sweet, Perfect package! Rating: 4.5 of 5 Stars.


Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Food of Love made me lose my appetite..

Plot Summary: A young man experiences his first "love" with a famous pianist of whom he turns pages for. This story depicts his journey into adulthood and promiscuity.



Review: Waste of potential. Confusing. Underdeveloped. Rating: 1 of 5 Stars.


                                                                     

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Dorian Gave Me the Blues...(in a good way)

Plot Summary: An awkward anxiety filled teen deals with the woes of coming out of the closet to his dick head of a dad and spineless mother. This movie also deals with realistic issues in young gay life; first break ups, hook ups, etc.



Review: Saddistic. Awkward. Funny. Sad. Heart-warming. Coming of age. Rating: 3 out of 5 Stars.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

5,6,7,AND 8!

Plot Summary: This movie is about a woman dealing with a gay son; the only catch is that he's only ten years old. She learns to accept that fact that he wants to be a cheerleader and that he is far from the typical child.


Review: Cute. Inspiring. Low budget. Rating: 3 out of 5 Stars.

Friday, November 20, 2009

There's a "Good Chance" You May Enjoy This Film

Plot Summary: The Curiosity of Chance explores a gay teen's comical journey at an eccentric International high school in Europe. With his corky companions and funny tribulations, this movie reminds us of how important it is to just be yourself!





Review: Mediocre. Incomplete. Moderately interesting. Rating: 2 out of 5 Stars.



Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Mr. Right.. The Right Choice..

Plot Summary: This film is about is about the trials and tribulations of a gay group of friends in modern-day London. With intertwining drama and scandals this film will keep you interested from beginning to end.


Review: One of my favorites. Superb. Funny. Whitty. Young. Sophisticated. Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Stars.


Monday, November 2, 2009

FANTASTIC!

Plot Summary: The life and times of gay civil rights leader, Harvey Milk.

Review: FANTASTIC! Lovely. Beautiful. Smart. Spectacular. Heart wrenching. Rating 5 out of 5 stars.