Cunty Critic's Top Ten LGBT Films

1. Mambo Italiano
2. Lilies
3. Fuera De La Carta/Chef's Special
4. Shelter
5. Little Ashes
6. I Love You Phillip Morris
7. Beautiful Thing
8. I Can't Think Straight
9. Make The Yuletide Gay
10. La Mission

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

DECK THE HALLS!!!

Plot Summary: This warm-hearted film is about a closeted boy's trip home to see his family for Christmas. But to his surprise, his boyfriend from college decides to drop in on him and surprise him and his unsuspecting family.

Review: Fun, fresh, Contemporary, Sweet, Funny. Rating: 4 out of 5 Stars.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Dark and Eerily Captivating

Plot Summary: This movie is about a young rebellious Irish lad's trip to a reform school for boys. There he encounters love, tragedy, and friendship.

Review: Solid film. Dark, Good storyline. Surprising. Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Stars.


Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Not terrible, but not great.

Plot Summary: A gay couple who work together as hit men for the Italian mafia in New York, must scramble to hide their profession when one of the men's parents unexepectedly show up.

Review: Cliched. Mildly Entertaining. Incomplete. Mediocre. Rating: 2.5 of 5 stars.


Sunday, December 13, 2009

Beautifully Artistic.

Plot Summary: This film is a play within a play within a movie. It tells a beautiful story of love, passion, betrayl, and revenge. It's just too perfect to put into words.


Review:  Innovative, One of the best, Original, Amazing. Rating: 5 out of 5 Stars.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Wow.

Plot Summary: A gritty documentary from the late 1980's about real gay urban life, in the rough streets of New York. With testimonials from dancers, drag queens, and prositutes, this movie will shock and intrigue you at the same time.


Review: Timeless. Ever relevant. Raw. Gritty. Heavy. Enlightening. Rating: 5 out of 5 Stars.


Here is a link to watch the actual documentary in segments on youtube.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCp99A2Cni0&feature=PlayList&p=5D7B9C14CD5DEBCF&index=3

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

All over--RATED!

Plot Summary: After a gay guy's hag hooks him up with her date's gay bestfriend, things take an interesting turn. While the straight couple hits it off great, the gay couple experiences several hiccups throughout their quest to find love.


Review: Blah. Slightly irritating. Incomplete. Disappointing. Rating: 2 out of 5 Stars.